funny cat poem, by Francesco Marciuliano
Love this. It is funny, especially if you live with cats, cause maybe, no, most likely, this has happened! At least once…
I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano.
Her new sweater doesn’t smell of me
I could pee on that
She’s gone out for the day and
left her laptop on the counter
I could pee on that
Her new boyfriend just pushed
my head away
I could pee on him
She’s ignoring me ignoring her
I could pee everywhere
She’s making up for it
by putting me on her lap
I could pee on this
I could pee on this
That’s the title poem of I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano.